"Miranda" 3x02: Miranda’s epic speech

"Stop the music, thank you. And can you stop bopping; we are shopping, not bopping. Thank you very much. And this is not a clown outfit. It may look big but that’s because it’s worn by the type of woman who sports something you may not have heard of called flesh. That’s fle-sh. Because we like something called cake. Cake. You should try it. Unless you’re young enough for lucky metabolism—it won’t last. Now can everyone just leave, please, if you’re heavy enough to make the automatic doors open. Huddle together, jump as one. Just one last thing please: cashier number four, please. Where else can you do that?"

Reading that, did a little bit of wee escape? Yes it did. Well done you. Oh, hilarity. 

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